April132011
8PM
February222011

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4PM

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February102011

At the crematorium

Do burn victims get a discount?

January92011

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January32011

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

 It was chained to a bumper

2AM

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?

Sandy.

2AM

What’s worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?

A trashcan lid in a dead baby.

2AM

What’s worse than a having sex with a dead baby?

Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.

2AM

What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby’s jaw?

Deep Throat.

2AM

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?

Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

2AM

What’s the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?

You can’t gargle gravel.

2AM

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

 Art.

2AM

What’s blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung.

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